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HarryDunn
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I know it's old but our success this year made that much more epic.
quote:
Dear SEC,
Just stop it already. I donít wanna hear about how glad you are to have The Texas Aggies in your conference. Iím sick of seeing your guest names on my websites. I Hate you. I donít need your historical citations of conference brotherhood. I donít care that we let you have a couple of our coaches. And I donít want you posting SEC SEC SEC! on my facebook wall.
You think Iím starting this relationship off on the wrong foot?? False. Iím starting it off on the right foot. With more unimaginable hate than your feeble brain can calculate.
This is what I know to be true, quantifiable, empirical, irrevocable FACT: NO ONE LOVES THE TEXAS AGGIES. In the history of the world, no man has ever loved the Aggies that loves another school. ďNo man can serve two masters.Ē -The Bible.
And weíve worked for decades to position ourselves like that and maintain said position.
You donít respect me or my brothers. You see me as an opportunity, not a challenge. You donít see majestic Maroon, you see greed green. You think just because you bought a monthís worth of our TexAgs that you can just come on in bang my wife? And now you think Iím just gonna let you into TEXAS and bang my recruits too?? Well, **** you.
I donít want to callabo hate for the sips with you, bc you donít hate the sips like I do. I buried the greatest Aggie Iíve ever known last year on a t.u. pennant, because the guy hated the sips so intensely. Blind hatred, gentlemen. A man who well into his 80s couldnít look a horn in the eye because he knew they were vile and untrustworthy. Hell, you probably own something in your house that is some shade of orange? Ha! No, no, you donít hate sips like I do.
Some Razorback cock wrinkle had the audacity to proclaim yesterday that after the hate on the field, he likes to drink and eat with the other SEC teams and party. Well, I donít want an invite. Iím not going to Baton Rouge to have a beignet and wax nostalgic about the time they ****ed with our bank roll. Iím not gonna draw some blurred parallel between Auburn and myself, because weíre both products of a land grant Agriculture and Mechanical Colleges. Theyíre not like me. They work for me.
Iím not going to Gainesville to take a picture with Tim Tebow. And Iím not gonna spell words like ďTibeauxĒ, because that **** doesnít make phonetic sense to me. Iím a Texas man, goddammit. With tha sausage, and the fried eggs, and the T-bone steaks.
We, The Texas Aggies are gonna grace whatever Conference WE decide will benefit US the most. Weíre 100 MILLION cockstrong, rabid, bloodthirsty fans. With loaded wallets and vacation days abundant.
If the Aggies are playin on the moon, you bet your sweet ass, weíre comin too. Even if the moon signed the #1 class in the nation and weíre 100 pt. dogs. Weíre buyin the officially licensed bowl shirts, before the game, and Carter Beauford is gonna lead Yell Practice from the Aitken Basin.
I hate that you conned us into Fran. I hate that you got Championships out of Coach Bryant. I hate Schula Steak Houses. I hate croakies, I hate boat shoes, and I hate North Face. Iím gonna make a mess in all your bars, talk loudly, flex my ripped Aggie guns, and feed your women from the flow of my loins.
So you can cool it will the wolf in sheepís clothing act. You and everyone of your patronizing SEC pals.
Weíre not coming to your league to drink beer with you. Weíre coming to your league to kick your asses and then steal your beer and then pour it out and drink Lone Star.
Yeah. Itís like this and like that, mother****ers,
-BB_05


wasabi1787
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Ruined it when he said Lone Star beer

Horse urine is NOT better chilled.


Vepp
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Sean98
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Holy Solari, how did I miss that?? Wow.

Crawdaddy
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quote:

Horse urine is NOT better chilled.


I beg to differ


KLSanchez
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Yeahhh... I'd like to nominate that post for among the WORST in TexAgs history. Show some class, dipsh*t.

aggieclimber
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Angry much?

HarryDunn
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quote:
Yeahhh... I'd like to nominate that post for among the WORST in TexAgs history. Show some class, dipsh*t.
I actually find it more humorous than offensive towards our SEC brethren- I know plenty of SEC fans who thought it was funny- why don't you grow some thick skin and quit being so sensitive


Jason_Ag98
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quote:
Yeahhh... I'd like to nominate that post for among the WORST in TexAgs history. Show some class, dipsh*t.


Lighten up, Francis.


Wakebrad
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ConfidentAg
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I like it!

PrestigeWorldwideAg12
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Well that was a funny arse good morning to myself kinda read

Cotton79
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So glad that Johnny Manziel is a more prominent spokesman for Aggieland than this fella.

This is just trash.


secmaroonblood
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BB_05. Take JP's.

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Carl Hungus
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quote:
BB_05. Take JP's.


Hell yeah! I wonder many people on this board get that reference.


OEagg11
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BoobieMiles
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TL pron blast Sat night was better

Mcseguin
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he mad

dan967p
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bb05: and on Friday, take DZPs

tpnick87
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redassag12
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Hamburger Dan
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Someone missed taking their meds. And they also might need a nap.

Carl Hungus
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posted 12:22p, 12/11/12this user's public profilesend private message to useredit this replyobject to this reply



Dead Zip privileges? Interesting.

[This message has been edited by Carl hungus (edited 12/11/2012 12:23p).]


Ags77
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Aggie80
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Sweet Mother of Pearl!

LBM-Aggie-2014
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Savage243
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Sweet. Mother. Of. God.


This needs to be run on the front page of the Batt so this ******* SEC circle jerk will end.


HeyGuys
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I agree with this

1stGenAg15
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BCO07
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i lost it right here

quote:
Iím gonna make a mess in all your bars, talk loudly, flex my ripped Aggie guns, and feed your women from the flow of my loins.



TxElsie
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tl;dr... is there a cliff notes version?

HarryDunn
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Carter C

BaileyAg
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i'd like to buy that man a cold one

aggiebones
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No need to buy a dog. Just hang out with this dude.


 
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